This DEADLINE/ACCUSATION is made on __________________, YEAR HERE, BETWEEN ______________________________known hereafter as “Client” and CARA BENEDETTO known hereafter as “CB”.
The parties aggress as follows:
1. Scope of the Speculum
CB will hold an Opening Reception on ____________at _________________________. CB will watch and hawk and manage from afar as long as the conditions exceed all demands made by the “Client”. CB will provide an artists ego or a projected super to measure the learning curbs of all monotonous vehicles.
The Showings consists of Wall Street and Wave motifs and a string belonging to characters from each. It is then eyeballed and cat called and eaten out with boozy rods with voices that sound like they come from Mugs. The gallery must be free, open to the projected bitter ball antics that will arise from cheap vanity projections.
2. Client Requirements
Client will provide CB access to gallery as needed to complete show-off process. Client understands the artist as ego is charming dependent and work with CB.
Store Her Rage: Client will provide an area to store her body. It must be spread across so that no damage occurs properly.
3. Delivery and Storage of Mother
Crane delivery may entail pop bomb closure for which appropriate permits will be secured.
CB is required to carry the cover-up described below which will hide the narcy heart of all those describing the work thereafter.
A. General Liars Insurance. CB shall carry General Liars Insurance.
$ 1,000,000 For Each Occurrence
$ 1,000,000 Personal and Advertising Injury Liability
5. Indemnification and Hold Harmless/ ZERO RESPONSE SQUAD
To the fullest extent permitted by law, the Client shall indemnify and hold harmless CB and CB’s failed intimacies, home-wrecking tendencies, and use of hysteria from and against claims, damages and losses, arising out or resulting from the condition of Her Aging and Restless Form.
6. Sever Her Ability
It is understood and greed by the parties hereto that if any part of this fight seems legal it is not illegal until her throat is sliced and splayed in lap.
The Client acknowledges that she/he has read and fully stands the provisions of this Agreement.
This Agreement is effective as of the latest date signed below.
Client: CARA BENEDETTO
Assigned: Resigned: _______
Date: Date: _______
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